Conversations While Driving

While Handsome drove  me to class today, we had a whole bunch of pleasant conversation.
Here's some snippets, for those of you who couldn't be in the car.

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Me: So you'll let me drive (a long distance) by myself?
Him: Yeah, I guess so, if you think its best.
Me: Will you be able to sleep while I'm gone? (because he worries about me)
Him: No, probably not.
Me: Well, consider it an exercise in faith.
Him: "An exercise in faith" huh?  How about you consider whether or not I'll pick you up from
       class today an "exercise in faith", how about that?  Put that on your exercises.  Where's
       all the crap coming out of your mouth now?

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Me: That old truck is coming hp pretty fast.  You might not want to pull...
Him: *floors it*
Me: ...out in front of him.  Or you might, I guess.
Him: If you would practice driving with me on NASCAR, maybe you would grow a set
       "get brave" and become a better driver in the real world.

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Regretting the day NASCAR came into our lives, 

TFW