I know they look cute. But they are terrifying, Especially when there's 1000's of them, like in my nightmares. |
I have very strong feelings about my chip-to-dip ratio. Don't want too much dip on a chip, and sometimes I need to go for an extra chip just to even it out.
I've spent a week with a tribe in the Darien Jungle where the women are topless and the boar are slaughtered in the river. But they have bottled coke delivered weekly.
I have a handgun registered in my name, although I have yet to get my concealed weapons permit.
When I was younger I could ride on the back of a horse while standing.
I have no food allergies.
My favorite movies of all time are Iron Will, Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken, and Air Force One.
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Favorite Line: "Get off my plane." |
While we're on the subject, I'm not a huge fan of the movie theater experience. Sometimes it's nice, but unless H & I can both go for under $10, I'm not dropping the cash. I like the couch experience.
I never wanted to go to graduate school. I was going to teach highschool physics. Maybe be a Civil Engineer. Or an architect. Definitely always wanted to be a trophy wife.
I love a friendly stranger more than most things. My goodness, strike up a conversation with me about the weather and how America would be better with double-decker buses, what model your favorite corvette is (C1 for me, personally), and we are amigos, my friend. Amigos por vida. [Man, I am on a real Spanish kick lately. I'm on a roll!] FAPV (figure that one out, and I'll buy you a root beer).
Oh, and rootbeer is my favorite pop. Some people might call it my favorite 'soda'. I'm not those people.
I think that gives you just about enough information to kidnap me, or help pull me out of a bout with amnesia, should something like that ever occur. Either way, as long as there is rootbeer and no chipmunks, consider me game &smiles;
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In ♥ with Rootbeer,
TFW
you're funny- love this blog.
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ReplyDeleteThanks! I don't find the chipmunks to be a laughing matter, though...
<3 Mariah
I had a childhood fear of chickens. Now I have 15. Yikes!
ReplyDeleteI also feel very strongly about the chip to dip ratio. This makes me think we were sisters in a past life.
Or maybe we're just weird in some of the same ways.
:)