HIMYM Live :: SPOILER ALERT

Here's how its gonna go.  I'm going to write to you imaginary people while I watch the for ever ever finale of How I Met Your Mother.  I've watched it for the whole way through, and I'm going to finish this out.

The Wedding:
- what do you mean we don't get to see the ceremony!?  Dress is nice, Robin.
- Ted, go talk to that girl!  She's your girl!

The Goodbye:
- I'm crying.
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The Bar (1st time):
- TED!  What are you doing here!  I cried at work for nothing.
- Oh good, its for the bass player.
- Robin & Barney had better put some more effort into their marriage, its not "great".

The Divorce:
- Are you kidding me!?!  Doesn't anyone stay together?
- Its not okay.
- How weird and brave to tell people this in a large group.
- Of course they're going to stop hanging out, Lily.  Don't be silly.
- 3rd baby!!!  Yay for Lily & Marshal!
- I can't believe they're divorced.

2016:
- Dear Marshal.  Get a new job.
- Is it only one?
- Good bye, apartment.

Halloween:
- MARSHAL.  That beard had better be fake.  You've let yourself go.
- Oh Barney.  You're a wreck.
- Whats wrong with Ted???
- Is something wrong with Ted??  Something had better not be wrong with Ted.
- OH GOOD.  Still kissing his bass player girl.
- Robin misses Ted?
- Robin & Lily breaking up?  Do no friendships last?!?

The Bar (2nd Time):
- Barney is overcompensating
- MARSHAL!  What is it!!!
- JUDGESHIP!  Woohoo!!  No more terrible job!
- Lily, don't make him give anything up this time...
- 4 1/2 hours makes me cry, too, Ted.
- YEAH Lily, tie to the windpipe.  I like it.
- Are you really always going to be creepy, Barney?
- Judge Fudge is the best nickname.

2019 - Robots v. Aliens
- WAIT.  They didn't get married?!?
- WHA????
- Barney doesn't age.
- Ted's wife is hilarious.  Thirty-one, pretty name, is that French?
- Barney hasn't said that its his... is it his?
- Barney, darling, you'd never be Clooney.
- Seriously, she's hilarious.

Ted's Architecture Talk
- Hey Robin!
- Ted, you're looking old.
- And also, Ted, are you married yet?
- WHERE IS TED'S WIFE/LADY?
- Why are they in a waiting room?
- OH.  Love child.  Got it.
- Bet its not his.
- Baby girl!
- Ellie, sweet.  Where's mama 31?
- Aaaaand... Barney's world just shifted.
- Seriously, who gives a brand new baby a binky?
- Now I'm crying at work, again.
- I miss my little baby.
- Dear Ted's lady.  Please get married.  YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
- Look, they're in the living room.

Thursday
- Everyone but Barney is aging.
- Robin had better not ruin Ted's wedding.
- Dear Robin in a robin's egg blue dress - you're killing it, girl!
- Seriously Robin, don't mess this up.
- One-arm hug?  C'mon, you can do better than that, lady.
- Little announcement.  State supreme court.  Fudge Supreme is even better.
- She is a killer.  Seriously.  Ted's lady is so fabulous.
- What is this music playing during the toast?  Is this John Denver?
- Oh, wait, we're back to the story telling again?
-WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!  She's dying.  This is not okay.

Story Telling
- Who's taking these pictures of their family?  Do they have a photographer?
- THIS IS NOT OKAY.
- I HATE THIS.
- Oh, Tracy. Got it.
- Glad you've got a name.
- She can't die.  This isn't okay.  I hate all of this.  Who wrote this?
- Too many feelings.
- WHOA.  What a turn.  Not okay with the turn.
- Six years, okay, I was wondering.  It seemed like, maybe, 3 days.
- Are they going to go back to the french horn place?
- These kids lost their mom so young!  I'm crying.
- Dear Robin - Don't be the crazy dog lady.  You've aged, girl!
- Ah, the horn.
- I'm very unhappy, very sad, with how this went.

Overall:
- this is distressing.
- I didn't want Ted to end up with Robin.
- Tracy was fabulous.
- I hate this.
- years of my life I will never get back.


So did you watch?  What'd you think?  Do you hate it like I do?

<3 M.