Monday Deals!

I swear, this is not going to turn into a shopping site.  Honestly, my *want* tendencies can't handle it.  But I did want to share this one awesome deal with you.  Remember Delicate Fortress Creations?  They're the peeps who are selling beautiful items like this:

and this:

But don't get me one of these gorgeous scarves.  I don't know how to wear a scarf.  I'm physically unable to wear a decorative scarf.  Get this one for yourself.  Your mom (snicker snicker).  Your college buddy.  Your mailman - I mean, c'mon, you know he has a flair for color.

They sell all of this in an effort to help women pull themselves out of slavery.  It's some serious important stuff.  And today, they're offering 15% off, and a free t-shirt for orders over $75!  That means you could get me this super awesome hand-stitched reversible sari throw, and you'd get a free t-shirt.  It'd be like sharing, only better!

I promise, I wouldn't be mad.  Now go shop!

<3 M.

reCAP Mason Jars Lid Giveaway

Because today is Monday...

and because I'm leaving my house tomorrow...

and because you're all just the best...

I've got a present for you!

It may look like a simple little lid, but let me tell you, this thing is revolutionary.

website here

Delicate Fortress Math

Hey all. 

I thought I should let you know that the stress level in my house is basically atmospheric at this point.  As in, its so high, it's in the atmosphere.

Handsome's paramedic school is just about as bad as we feared it might be, and I've got a good amount of work to do for my school.  Add in me leaving every other week, while still trying to maintain a home life, and, well, there's a lot.

All that to say I'm not feeling very witty.  Apparently my wittiness is indirectly proportionate to my stress level.  And before you bug out on me for writing something mathy, you know what that means.  Yes, you do.  It means that when my stress level goes up, my wittiness goes down.  Boom.  Done.  Pre-Calc passed.  You're a rockstar.

Anyhow, to spare my mind for today, I'm just going to tell you one more little mathy thing.  Just one.  Are you ready?  C'mon, you already passed Pre-Calc, you can handle just one more itty bitty piece of information.  Here we go:

Sale Prices < Regular Prices

(read: sale prices are less than regular prices)

I know, now you're really impressed that I'm getting a PhD, right?  But this little piece of information is important, because one of my very favorite shops is having a sale, and I thought you might want to know about it.

Check them out here!

That's right.  Those awesome people who offer beautiful goods for sale with the purpose of freeing women everywhere from slavery and prostitution.  Basically, they're kind of a big deal.  And right now, they're having a sale.  So go check it out!  And while you're checking it out, just know that I wouldn't be mad if anyone decided to buy me any of these:

A quilted throw made out of old Saris