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Tuesday, April 1, 2014

HIMYM Live :: SPOILER ALERT

Here's how its gonna go.  I'm going to write to you imaginary people while I watch the for ever ever finale of How I Met Your Mother.  I've watched it for the whole way through, and I'm going to finish this out.



The Wedding:
- what do you mean we don't get to see the ceremony!?  Dress is nice, Robin.
- Ted, go talk to that girl!  She's your girl!

The Goodbye:
- I'm crying.
-

The Bar (1st time):
- TED!  What are you doing here!  I cried at work for nothing.
- Oh good, its for the bass player.
- Robin & Barney had better put some more effort into their marriage, its not "great".

The Divorce:
- Are you kidding me!?!  Doesn't anyone stay together?
- Its not okay.
- How weird and brave to tell people this in a large group.
- Of course they're going to stop hanging out, Lily.  Don't be silly.
- 3rd baby!!!  Yay for Lily & Marshal!
- I can't believe they're divorced.

2016:
- Dear Marshal.  Get a new job.
- Is it only one?
- Good bye, apartment.

Halloween:
- MARSHAL.  That beard had better be fake.  You've let yourself go.
- Oh Barney.  You're a wreck.
- Whats wrong with Ted???
- Is something wrong with Ted??  Something had better not be wrong with Ted.
- OH GOOD.  Still kissing his bass player girl.
- Robin misses Ted?
- Robin & Lily breaking up?  Do no friendships last?!?

The Bar (2nd Time):
- Barney is overcompensating
- MARSHAL!  What is it!!!
- JUDGESHIP!  Woohoo!!  No more terrible job!
- Lily, don't make him give anything up this time...
- 4 1/2 hours makes me cry, too, Ted.
- YEAH Lily, tie to the windpipe.  I like it.
- Are you really always going to be creepy, Barney?
- Judge Fudge is the best nickname.

2019 - Robots v. Aliens
- WAIT.  They didn't get married?!?
- WHA????
- Barney doesn't age.
- Ted's wife is hilarious.  Thirty-one, pretty name, is that French?
- Barney hasn't said that its his... is it his?
- Barney, darling, you'd never be Clooney.
- Seriously, she's hilarious.

Ted's Architecture Talk
- Hey Robin!
- Ted, you're looking old.
- And also, Ted, are you married yet?
- WHERE IS TED'S WIFE/LADY?
- Why are they in a waiting room?
- OH.  Love child.  Got it.
- Bet its not his.
- Baby girl!
- Ellie, sweet.  Where's mama 31?
- Aaaaand... Barney's world just shifted.
- Seriously, who gives a brand new baby a binky?
- Now I'm crying at work, again.
- I miss my little baby.
- Dear Ted's lady.  Please get married.  YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
- Look, they're in the living room.

Thursday
- Everyone but Barney is aging.
- Robin had better not ruin Ted's wedding.
- Dear Robin in a robin's egg blue dress - you're killing it, girl!
- Seriously Robin, don't mess this up.
- One-arm hug?  C'mon, you can do better than that, lady.
- Little announcement.  State supreme court.  Fudge Supreme is even better.
- She is a killer.  Seriously.  Ted's lady is so fabulous.
- What is this music playing during the toast?  Is this John Denver?
- Oh, wait, we're back to the story telling again?
-WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!  She's dying.  This is not okay.

Story Telling
- Who's taking these pictures of their family?  Do they have a photographer?
- THIS IS NOT OKAY.
- I HATE THIS.
- Oh, Tracy. Got it.
- Glad you've got a name.
- She can't die.  This isn't okay.  I hate all of this.  Who wrote this?
- Too many feelings.
- WHOA.  What a turn.  Not okay with the turn.
- Six years, okay, I was wondering.  It seemed like, maybe, 3 days.
- Are they going to go back to the french horn place?
- These kids lost their mom so young!  I'm crying.
- Dear Robin - Don't be the crazy dog lady.  You've aged, girl!
- Ah, the horn.
- I'm very unhappy, very sad, with how this went.

Overall:
- this is distressing.
- I didn't want Ted to end up with Robin.
- Tracy was fabulous.
- I hate this.
- years of my life I will never get back.


So did you watch?  What'd you think?  Do you hate it like I do?
<3 M.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

31 Days: Home Improvement


What?

You thought this was going to be a post about improving the home?  Puh-leaze.  I'm talking about the 1991-1999 hit starring Jonathan Taylor Thomas (although since he left the show in 1998, it may as well have ended there).  Oh, and you thought that Tim Allen was the star of that show?  Again, child, PUH-LEAZE.  Also, for you ZTB fans out there, he was just part of the support cast.  Little TNS didn't even make the radar.

JTT was the closest I ever came to having a "celebrity crush".  I mean, yes, I thought he was dreamy, but even when I was young, I saw right through Hollywood's smoke & mirrors and wondered, "But what if he's not a nice person?  What would we even talk about?"  Clearly, I was not made for the movie star life, which is just as well.

In other news, I just googled Wilson's face, which was never shown in the actual sitcom.  There was a reason for that; it's not pretty (sorry Wilson!).  

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

I've Been Lied To

And most likely, you have been lied to, too.

Shocking, really.

And the worst part is, I, no, better yet we were lied to by America's sweethearts.

Yep.  Its startling, but true.

These gals, right here, have lied to me for the majority of my life.

Topanga                           Kelly                               Anita
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